New Photoshop Riff

New Photoshop Riff

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Caption this Photo and Win!

Caption this Photo and Win!

Leave a funny caption in the comments field and you could win random crap from RocketZoomMedia.com!

Caption this Photo of Sampsa Tuomisto and Win!

Caption this Photo of Sampsa Tuomisto and Win!

What Should Brian Win?

First we’d like to congratulate Brian Bonzo Stoller for winning the first ever Rocket Zoom caption contest! Who knew one man could be so clever and witty and drunk? We want to send Brian his prize but our Promotions Department has decided it wants to fuck with him a little bit more. So dear readers, [...]

Crazy Bastard Gets Tazed, Gets Away

Power to the People!

Dear Ole Ma

Dear Ole Ma

Of the many thing my mother taught me the most important were the following:

If you are having your picture taken be sure to proudly display whatever beverage you are drinking at the time. You’ll never know when Rolling Rock will be looking for a new spokesperson.
If you are going to grow marijuana, grow big – [...]

Go ahead, leave. I'll be fine. All I need is another tonic. And this cabbage . . .

Go ahead, leave. I’ll be fine. All I need is another tonic. And this cabbage . . .

With the beard and corn-cob pipe it would be easy to mistake this man as the first mate of the Pequod. But no this is my father, right before he crammed a head of cabbage up the photographers ass and got a refill on the gin and tonic. You just don’t start snapping candids of [...]