BREAKING: SWINE FLU SPREADS TO VIRGINIA . . .
- The Flock of Swine Flu
In an attempt to cash in on hysteria, social engineering and the potential coming apocalypse we here at RocketZoom have come up with the officially licensed pandemic mascot. The Flying Plague Pig! Also known affectionately around the office as H to the 1 to the N to the 1 again.
Should the swine flu wolrd tour grow to 12 Monkeys proportions hopefully the last thing we’ll see is the Plauge Piggy stenciled all along the streets of Baltimore and other major shit holes across the nation.
To commemorate this occasion (The Aporkalypse) we have a whole new swine flu product line! Carry the flying pig flu with you wherever you go. Get you pandemic pork gear here.
gosh, you’re really pushing those t-shirts–cough,cough, hack. I was just wondering, (I feel feverish) will you take a check, dated for June 20th. (I feel dizzy) Is it hot in here, or is it me? Musta been something I ate. oh, and a pin.
I’d gladly take a posted dated check – but only if it’s from SawTooth National Bank . . . they know me there, so they can float you.