Photos and smart remarks from the eons.

Of the many thing my mother taught me the most important were the following: If you are having your picture taken be sure to proudly display whatever beverage you are drinking at the time. You’ll never know when Rolling Rock will be looking for a new spokesperson. If you are going to grow marijuana, grow [...]

With the beard and corn-cob pipe it would be easy to mistake this man as the first mate of the Pequod. But no this is my father, right before he crammed a head of cabbage up the photographers ass and got a refill on the gin and tonic. You just don’t start snapping candids of [...]

Okay – where do I start with this one. That’s one of my uncles there – dressed as I dunno, a stunt double for one of the Monkees in the proverbial beach episode? I wish I had a little background info to provide you with, but I’ve got nothin’ folks. What I do know is [...]