The Flock of Swine Flu

In an attempt to cash in on hysteria, social engineering and the potential coming apocalypse we here at RocketZoom have come up with the officially licensed pandemic mascot. The Flying Plague Pig! Also known affectionately around the office as H to the 1 to the N to the 1 again.

Should the swine flu wolrd tour grow to 12 Monkeys proportions hopefully the last thing we’ll see is the Plauge Piggy stenciled all along the streets of Baltimore and other major shit holes across the nation.

To commemorate this occasion (The Aporkalypse) we have a whole new  swine flu product line! Carry the flying pig flu with you wherever you go. Get you pandemic pork gear here.

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Boy George - The New Christ

Are you really ready for the rapture? Do you know the true face Christ?

Liberty is the bomb.

Nothing feels more like freedom than hot shrapnel.

Chemicals!

They’re a necesary part of life.

Tyrano-Nuke Cowboy

Yeah, it does trump the bear calvary.

Demonic Salesman

Not all demon are salesmen but all salesmen are demons. It’ s in the bible, look it up.

Bad motha'ucka!

You a baaaaad mutha….

Goatsee - State of the Union!

The Classic Goatsee emblazoned upon our nations distress signal.

GOATSEE!

An instant classic! With the Goatsee Tee Shirt you can disgust friend, co-worker, and stranger alike without the need of the internet!
Get yours now!