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Caption This Photo and Win!

Just vote on the item you think Brian deserves most, and in a couple of days we’ll tally the votes and ship the lucky winner his prize!

We’ll be starting a new caption contest with a picture of someone you all probably know by weeks end so stay tuned!

Well, that settles it. Fuck calling a lawyer, the next time I get brutalized I’m calling Yaweh.

The Flock of Swine Flu

In an attempt to cash in on hysteria, social engineering and the potential coming apocalypse we here at RocketZoom have come up with the officially licensed pandemic mascot. The Flying Plague Pig! Also known affectionately around the office as H to the 1 to the N to the 1 again.

Should the swine flu wolrd tour grow to 12 Monkeys proportions hopefully the last thing we’ll see is the Plauge Piggy stenciled all along the streets of Baltimore and other major shit holes across the nation.

To commemorate this occasion (The Aporkalypse) we have a whole new  swine flu product line! Carry the flying pig flu with you wherever you go. Get you pandemic pork gear here.

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Please stop following me. Acrylic and Canvas. 2"x2"

2″x2″ Painting of the proverbial White Rabbit.  Done for the Collins’ Cooperative Mosaic Project. Though I think I missed the deadline. Learn more about the project here.

Dear Ole Ma

Of the many thing my mother taught me the most important were the following:

1. If you are having your picture taken be sure to proudly display whatever beverage you are drinking at the time. You’ll never know when Rolling Rock will be looking for a new spokesperson.
2. If you are going to grow marijuana, grow big – none of this three plants in a closet nickel and dime bullshit. And make sure your crop is only accessible by motorcycle.
3. This one is the most important. Never, ever go outside without your helmet on.

Take these little nuggets of wisdom to heart my friends. They could save you life some day.

Go ahead, leave. I'll be fine. All I need is another tonic. And this cabbage.

With the beard and corn-cob pipe it would be easy to mistake this man as the first mate of the Pequod. But no this is my father, right before he crammed a head of cabbage up the photographers ass and got a refill on the gin and tonic. You just don’t start snapping candids of a guy who dresses up like a Portugesian mercenary just to go rummaging around in the kitchen.