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		<title>Caption this Photo and Win!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Leave a funny caption in the comments field and you could win random crap from RocketZoomMedia.com!]]></description>
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		<title>New Photoshop Riff</title>
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		<title>Caption this Photo of Sampsa Tuomisto and Win!</title>
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		<title>What Should Brian Win?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First we&#8217;d like to congratulate Brian Bonzo Stoller for winning the first ever Rocket Zoom caption contest! Who knew one man could be so clever and witty and drunk? We want to send Brian his prize but our Promotions Department has decided it wants to fuck with him a little bit more. So dear readers, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crazy Bastard Gets Tazed, Gets Away</title>
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		<title>BREAKING: SWINE FLU SPREADS TO VIRGINIA . . .</title>
		<description><![CDATA[. . . in the form of clever merchandising. Capitalizing on mass hysteria RocketZoom Media makes it's first power play on the global market by introducing the Plague Piggy! The adorable plague ridden flying pig is the official mascot of the Pandemic World Tour. <a href="http://www.rocketzoommedia.com/store/t-shirts/">Get yours today!</a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Work: Please stop following me.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[2&#8243;x2&#8243; Painting of the proverbial White Rabbit.  Done for the Collins&#8217; Cooperative Mosaic Project. Though I think I missed the deadline. Learn more about the project here.
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		<title>Dear Ole Ma</title>
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If you are going to grow marijuana, grow big &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Go ahead, leave. I&#8217;ll be fine. All I need is another tonic. And this cabbage . . .</title>
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