The Flock of Swine Flu

In an attempt to cash in on hysteria, social engineering and the potential coming apocalypse we here at RocketZoom have come up with the officially licensed pandemic mascot. The Flying Plague Pig! Also known affectionately around the office as H to the 1 to the N to the 1 again.

Should the swine flu wolrd tour grow to 12 Monkeys proportions hopefully the last thing we’ll see is the Plauge Piggy stenciled all along the streets of Baltimore and other major shit holes across the nation.

To commemorate this occasion (The Aporkalypse) we have a whole new  swine flu product line! Carry the flying pig flu with you wherever you go. Get you pandemic pork gear here.

]]> http://www.rocketzoommedia.com/breaking-swine-flu-spreads-to-virginia/feed/ 2 http://www.rocketzoommedia.com/wicked-gas-mask-mang http://www.rocketzoommedia.com/wicked-gas-mask-mang#comments Mon, 23 Feb 2009 01:43:06 +0000 Craig http://www.rocketzoommedia.com/?p=230 This is just a blurb to show off my bitchin’ Soviet Era surplus gas mask I got in Budapest in November. If you need me I’ll be huffing out the apocalypse in the basement…

Wicked Gas Mask