First we’d like to congratulate Brian Bonzo Stoller for winning the first ever Rocket Zoom caption contest! Who knew one man could be so clever and witty and drunk? We want to send Brian his prize but our Promotions Department has decided it wants to fuck with him a little bit more. So dear readers, we have created a poll that lets you decide what Brian will be ‘winning’ from Rocket Zoom.

Just vote on the item you think Brian deserves most, and in a couple of days we’ll tally the votes and ship the lucky winner his prize!

We’ll be starting a new caption contest with a picture of someone you all probably know by weeks end so stay tuned!

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